There was an idea called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. see if they could work together when we needed them to and fight the battles that we never could.
Unfortunately, this is not that idea. Welcome to Texts from The Avengers. Leave Natasha's tequila where you found it, ignore Tony's drinking problem, and for the love of God, don't walk in on Thor at 3 AM. Enjoy.