Okay everyone, I’m closing down the ask box and the submission box.
I have almost 300 submission I have to clear out, and I have got to buckle down and get my grades up (it’s only the first part of the semester and I’ve got a C average) so I’m putting this blog on semi-hiatus until December.
If you desperately have to ask me something, come over here.
Thank you for your presents we’re all very pleased you will receive a thank-you note from Captain Rogers in the mail very soon
False. Natasha can’t stand vodka after Chechnya in ‘98. Long classified story. Her drink of choice is Patron Silver on the rocks with some lime. Steal it, and you’re a dead man.
Pepper is the one who likes vodka. Martinis, actually. With extra olives. Like, three olives. A lot of olives. Everyone knows that.
Oh, now you’ve done it. You could have bought your own tequila, but you didn’t, and now you’re going to pay the price, you goddamn tequila thief. In two hours, SHIELD will have absolutely no knowledge of Ms. Romanoff’s whereabouts for exactly thirty minutes. That’s all the time she needs to deal with problems like you, and we’re tired of cleaning up after her. May God have mercy on your soul